There once was a wizard named Gandalf,
Who fought the Dark Lord to a stand off,
Then the lad from the shire,
Brought the ring to the fire,
But Gollum bit poor Frodo’s hand off.
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Cardboard Rhino 
Twunce wuz a wiz. Call 'im Sharkey.From high towers he shouted malarkey.But the hobz up'n shoved 'im,Even squirmtung unloved 'imThus concluding his crupt oligarchy.
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Perhaps my final contribution:Two hobbits named Merry and PippinWe’re hanging with Treebeard and sippin’Good beer and good weedMade them merry, indeedWhen Gandalf came those boys were trippin’
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a perfect trio of arkey rhymes for this character.
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Mary and Pipin were conspicuously neglected until now
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hahaha …merny
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I'm glad it was clarified that this was a Laura Limerick – otherwise I'd chastise you for language.
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