December, when the weather chills,and leaves depart their mother treesthe land dissolves its yearlong illsand cheery dispositions fillall space that’s now made free. And all the trees in all the woodsand forests growing silentlybereft of their once verdant hoodslike old men where once children stoodthey bow to snow compliantly. Yet here in clean sepulchral whiteundauntedContinue reading “The Best Christmas Poem of All Times”
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Prezzy popo
I highly anticipate the presenceof Christmas presentsAnd of what the presence of presents represents at present.When the season presentsThe opportunity to present presentsI presently pre-sense the need to have presents pre-sentSo that the none can resent unprecedented present non-presence.
More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar
So, I read this poem on one of my new favorite websites (Futility Closet). JANet was quite ill one day. FEBrile troubles came her way. MARtyr-like she lay in bed; APRoned nurses softly sped. “MAYbe,” said the leech judicial, “JUNket would be beneficial.” JULeps, too, though freely tried, AUGured ill, for Janet died. SEPulcher was sadly made; OCTaves pealed and prayers were said. NOVices withContinue reading “More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar”
XMAS POEM
ROBOTS CHRISTMASCOGS FOR CANDYSPROCKETS FOR STOCKINGSTECHNO-COOKIES FOR SANTY ROBOTS CHRISTMASCYBORG ELVES MAKING PRESENTSCURVED CABLES FOR CANDY CANESA PHASER COOKS A PHEASANT ROBOTS CHRISTMASBABY ROBOTS CAN’T SLEEPTHEIR HARD DRIVES ARE SPINNINGTRYING TO HEAR SANTA BEEP ROBOTS CHRISTMASFINALLY THE DAYLOOK HOW MANY GIGA-PRESENTSCAME FROM SANTA’S CYBER-SLEIGH ROBOTS CHRISTMASNOTHING LEFT TO UNWRAPTIME FOR ROBOTS TO REBOOTWITH A ROBO-CHRISTMASContinue reading “XMAS POEM”
Ballad of An Entwife
I hide in shadows‘neath withered limbsthe sky grows darkerthe forest dimsI left the entmenso far awayand now in sorrowI’ll soon decay As a young entwifeI longed to runthrough verdant pasturesso free and funbut now uprootedI’m doomed to fadeand die in autumnno more to shade So tell the entmenI’ll miss their mighttheir massive branchestheir tow’ring heighttheirContinue reading “Ballad of An Entwife”
Cardboard Rhino 