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More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar

So, I read this poem on one of my new favorite websites (Futility Closet). JANet was quite ill one day.
FEBrile troubles came her way.
MARtyr-like she lay in bed;
APRoned nurses softly sped.
“MAYbe,” said the leech judicial,
“JUNket would be beneficial.”
JULeps, too, though freely tried,
AUGured ill, for Janet died.
SEPulcher was sadly made;
OCTaves pealed and prayers were said.
NOVices withContinue reading “More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar”

XMAS POEM

ROBOTS CHRISTMASCOGS FOR CANDYSPROCKETS FOR STOCKINGSTECHNO-COOKIES FOR SANTY ROBOTS CHRISTMASCYBORG ELVES MAKING PRESENTSCURVED CABLES FOR CANDY CANESA PHASER COOKS A PHEASANT ROBOTS CHRISTMASBABY ROBOTS CAN’T SLEEPTHEIR HARD DRIVES ARE SPINNINGTRYING TO HEAR SANTA BEEP ROBOTS CHRISTMASFINALLY THE DAYLOOK HOW MANY GIGA-PRESENTSCAME FROM SANTA’S CYBER-SLEIGH ROBOTS CHRISTMASNOTHING LEFT TO UNWRAPTIME FOR ROBOTS TO REBOOTWITH A ROBO-CHRISTMASContinue reading “XMAS POEM”

Giftmas Ornaments

Every year at the O’Keefe household we whip up our own homemade ornaments for Giftmas. Subjects vary, with this years crop including robots, pancakes, and of course the obligatory Christmas Narwhal. Here are about half of this year’s products, hanging to dry.And here are three of my own recent creations. My main theme this yearContinue reading “Giftmas Ornaments”