Stupid Old Santa

Stupid old SantaStupid Christmas treeStupid red stockingProb’ly not for me Make believe reindeerPhony flying sleighIrritating carolsHate it when they play This time of yearI live in fearOf holiday expressions Yes I’m sorry to sayThat Christmas dayFills me with such depression Those annoying tunesWhere some loser croons“Santa’s oh so great”They fill me with hate Buying allContinue reading “Stupid Old Santa”

My holiday rap ya’ll

Giftmasologicalscientific chronicleputtin it in focus for yalike I was a monocle i foresee snow,some under tree prezhi-res photos chouldn’t showall the happinezz picture usloungin on the couchyou can see up through the christmas treeif ya crouch my mad skills of rhyminand mega timingstill cant define the divine kindof fine dining we’ll be findingin our stockingsafterContinue reading “My holiday rap ya’ll”