December, when the weather chills,and leaves depart their mother treesthe land dissolves its yearlong illsand cheery dispositions fillall space that’s now made free. And all the trees in all the woodsand forests growing silentlybereft of their once verdant hoodslike old men where once children stoodthey bow to snow compliantly. Yet here in clean sepulchral whiteundauntedContinue reading “The Best Christmas Poem of All Times”
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Secret Santa
In the darkest hourOf your bleakest daySomewhere out of sightSomeone’s on the way You can’t see him comeYou won’t hear his sleighDon’t know where he’s fromBut it’s near the day To your secret hopeTo your whispered prayerHe brings strength to copeHe sends gifts to share Cause his gentle handReaches out for youYou will feel itsContinue reading “Secret Santa”
A Poem for Decorating the Tree
When one decorates a tree, He or she can see, That the tree is a fine pine, Sublime in it’s prime-time, For Giftmas joy, a key. Now, see here what I have to say, On this most lovely occasion, Oh, and what a day it is, A day that I like a bunch, A wholeContinue reading “A Poem for Decorating the Tree”
Prezzy popo
I highly anticipate the presenceof Christmas presentsAnd of what the presence of presents represents at present.When the season presentsThe opportunity to present presentsI presently pre-sense the need to have presents pre-sentSo that the none can resent unprecedented present non-presence.
Skeenk
More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar
So, I read this poem on one of my new favorite websites (Futility Closet). JANet was quite ill one day. FEBrile troubles came her way. MARtyr-like she lay in bed; APRoned nurses softly sped. “MAYbe,” said the leech judicial, “JUNket would be beneficial.” JULeps, too, though freely tried, AUGured ill, for Janet died. SEPulcher was sadly made; OCTaves pealed and prayers were said. NOVices withContinue reading “More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar”
Christmas Drawings
Christmas Kitty by Barry and Christmas Explosion by Diana.
XMAS POEM
ROBOTS CHRISTMASCOGS FOR CANDYSPROCKETS FOR STOCKINGSTECHNO-COOKIES FOR SANTY ROBOTS CHRISTMASCYBORG ELVES MAKING PRESENTSCURVED CABLES FOR CANDY CANESA PHASER COOKS A PHEASANT ROBOTS CHRISTMASBABY ROBOTS CAN’T SLEEPTHEIR HARD DRIVES ARE SPINNINGTRYING TO HEAR SANTA BEEP ROBOTS CHRISTMASFINALLY THE DAYLOOK HOW MANY GIGA-PRESENTSCAME FROM SANTA’S CYBER-SLEIGH ROBOTS CHRISTMASNOTHING LEFT TO UNWRAPTIME FOR ROBOTS TO REBOOTWITH A ROBO-CHRISTMASContinue reading “XMAS POEM”
Friday F L O
For those not in the know (ftnitn) this is the friday FLO (titflo). Make a guess – it’s not a test – and post it down below. M C B! T i o. N i i C T! I l C. I a m a d o s f d, a d o S fContinue reading “Friday F L O”
Thanks Given
I give thanks for the wine and the food I give thanks for the holiday mood I give thanks for the laughter and fun I give thanks for each daughter and son And if this were my last earthly day I’d give thanks that it ended this way
Angry/ Funny Comics
Well, Here are some little ditties I tossed up at Ilaria’s request after three lunches a month ago.
Haints!!!
Today I was going about my business of making pictures, as usual. What do you think happened? One of my colors dried on the palette! I wouldn’t post this on the blog- but here’s what: the paint dried in the form of a clear image of our cat that recently got hit by a car!!!Continue reading “Haints!!!”
Marker Bored
When the boys were younger, they would occasionally come to the office and write on marker boards in ways that approximated real business diagraming, but were much more humorous. This inspired me to occasionally decorate the marker boards of places of business that I visit. My intent is to make something that makes no sense,Continue reading “Marker Bored”
Das Poem
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Cardboard Rhino 