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Munchy Dude

Here’s my second entry into the animation galaxy, Munchy Dude.

I present to you a short animated film called Wally Man. I made it on my phone. The sounds are me, too. It’s called Wally Man because I tried to call it Walky Man, but my phone changed it automatically to Wally Man.

The Best Christmas Poem of All Times

December, when the weather chills,and leaves depart their mother treesthe land dissolves its yearlong illsand cheery dispositions fillall space that’s now made free. And all the trees in all the woodsand forests growing silentlybereft of their once verdant hoodslike old men where once children stoodthey bow to snow compliantly. Yet here in clean sepulchral whiteundauntedContinue reading “The Best Christmas Poem of All Times”

Prezzy popo

I highly anticipate the presenceof Christmas presentsAnd of what the presence of presents represents at present.When the season presentsThe opportunity to present presentsI presently pre-sense the need to have presents pre-sentSo that the none can resent unprecedented present non-presence.

More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar

So, I read this poem on one of my new favorite websites (Futility Closet). JANet was quite ill one day. FEBrile troubles came her way. MARtyr-like she lay in bed; APRoned nurses softly sped. “MAYbe,” said the leech judicial, “JUNket would be beneficial.” JULeps, too, though freely tried, AUGured ill, for Janet died. SEPulcher was sadly made; OCTaves pealed and prayers were said. NOVices withContinue reading “More Giftmas Poetry: der Adventskalendar”

XMAS POEM

ROBOTS CHRISTMASCOGS FOR CANDYSPROCKETS FOR STOCKINGSTECHNO-COOKIES FOR SANTY ROBOTS CHRISTMASCYBORG ELVES MAKING PRESENTSCURVED CABLES FOR CANDY CANESA PHASER COOKS A PHEASANT ROBOTS CHRISTMASBABY ROBOTS CAN’T SLEEPTHEIR HARD DRIVES ARE SPINNINGTRYING TO HEAR SANTA BEEP ROBOTS CHRISTMASFINALLY THE DAYLOOK HOW MANY GIGA-PRESENTSCAME FROM SANTA’S CYBER-SLEIGH ROBOTS CHRISTMASNOTHING LEFT TO UNWRAPTIME FOR ROBOTS TO REBOOTWITH A ROBO-CHRISTMASContinue reading “XMAS POEM”

Das Poem

strawberry meat paradecapsized sandwichstupefying caterpillarcannibal candy dishflagrant pancreasfaithful wristwatchchainsaw pathogenampersand pit stopblazing polentamagenta bananadamascus begoniaalone in havanaprincipal fitnessmincemeat witnessstrapping young musketeer’spopular business

Comics about knights.

A short story…

Once upon a time there was a humongous python. There was also a brilliant scientist name Dr. Amadi. All of this was happening in Africa and not long ago. Dr. Amadi was professor of Hyperadvanced Robotics at the Botswana Institute of Technology and was out in the jungle testing his newest invention, the Slow LorisContinue reading “A short story…”

A lil poem

Snowy dayChristmas lights.Will it snowChristmas night?Sledding downwith my bro.Will there beChristmas snow?Got a cold;sniffy sniff.Will it snowthe twenty-fifth?Nighty night,hushing sound.Will the snowcome rushing down?Chistmas morningopen lids.Did it snow…? The end.

My holiday rap ya’ll

Giftmasologicalscientific chronicleputtin it in focus for yalike I was a monocle i foresee snow,some under tree prezhi-res photos chouldn’t showall the happinezz picture usloungin on the couchyou can see up through the christmas treeif ya crouch my mad skills of rhyminand mega timingstill cant define the divine kindof fine dining we’ll be findingin our stockingsafterContinue reading “My holiday rap ya’ll”

Comic about temperature.

Here’s a comic I wrote about temperature. I wrote the first panel first, and everything else bloated outwards like a disgusting fungus.

Comic about acting.

So, this comic started with just the first three panels, but then I decided I had to take it to the limit.

Hack the Planet!

Man… it’s been a long time since this website has been updated. Well, time to change all that. I’ve just developed a new game which has been play-tested with varying numbers of players a couple of times with a surprising degree of success. It’s called Hack the Planet, named from a catchphrase in a movieContinue reading “Hack the Planet!”

Robot Factor "E"

Robot Factor “E” is a new game by me. It may be my best effort yet on the board game front… it is about little robots in a futuristic outer space warehouse exterminating space bugs (the “E” in the title is for “extermination”). Two players compete to zap the most space bugs and return toContinue reading “Robot Factor "E"”