Stupid Old Santa

Stupid old SantaStupid Christmas treeStupid red stockingProb’ly not for me Make believe reindeerPhony flying sleighIrritating carolsHate it when they play This time of yearI live in fearOf holiday expressions Yes I’m sorry to sayThat Christmas dayFills me with such depression Those annoying tunesWhere some loser croons“Santa’s oh so great”They fill me with hate Buying allContinue reading “Stupid Old Santa”

i smell santee

snoz is comin’ early round this time of yeargetting kinda chilly, air is crisp and clearshouldn’t be too long before ol’ winter’s here flannely pajammies covrin’ twitchy toesfragrances of nutmeg waftin’ up my nosereachin’ in the closets for the warmer clothes whatcha think you’re doin’ sitting there alonetexting anna talking on a cheap cell phonepackContinue reading “i smell santee”

Ballad of An Entwife

I hide in shadows‘neath withered limbsthe sky grows darkerthe forest dimsI left the entmenso far awayand now in sorrowI’ll soon decay As a young entwifeI longed to runthrough verdant pasturesso free and funbut now uprootedI’m doomed to fadeand die in autumnno more to shade So tell the entmenI’ll miss their mighttheir massive branchestheir tow’ring heighttheirContinue reading “Ballad of An Entwife”